Memorable Tumblr Puns
Custom Kirby 20th Anniversary NES
august 31st, 11:59pm
september 1st, 12:00am
realizing you forgot to tag something right after posting it:
yeah okay but
w̨̫͚̰̼͍h̰̞͈̞̞a͎̼̩̭̩͡t҉̯͙ ̭̗̩̘̠̪͘do̥͈̦̗ͅe̩̹̕s̞͈̦͘ ͟t̰̗h̗e̤̥͉̗̗͖͔ f̩̥̞̭͈o̯̥̘̰̦̮̤x̷̳͎̳ ̞̤̥̻͓̣͟ͅs̼̥͚͍̗l͖͚̯͠a̙̦̪̫͚y͔͎̪̪͉͉???
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?